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Sex Tip #56
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
(Source: duncan-ambrose)
Sex Tip #56
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
(Source: duncan-ambrose)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Reblogging for the comments~
the comments omg
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trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
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how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march
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